CHARACTERS

Post any ideas for characters in this thread.

Character Name:
Age:
Gender:
Catch-phrase:
Other info:

Present Ideas:

Character Name: Uncle ______
Age: Older Then You
Gender: Yeah, I got balls. They're old, wrinkled, and kinda look like a vagina...but they're still balls.
Catch-phrase: Fuckstick
ex: "Good job fuckstick"

Character Name: Uncle Paul
Age: 69
Gender: Male
Catch-phrase: just slip the tip in, i provide a free babysitting service for all the neighborhood kids
Other info: known pedobear

Character Name:Jacques Pierre Trois
Age:Trivial
Gender: French
Catch-phrase: "I am Jacques Pierre Trois, Expert Baby Thief"
Other info: Steals babies, sells the babies to private buyers. Occasionally steals dogs by accident. Has elaborate plans to steal babies and name them things such as "Batman" so the other kids make fun of him.

I've been thinking of other ideas, I'll get back to you on them.

prezi, even if we can never use that, thats fucking hysterical.

I'm full of this shit, we will not be in short supply of weird characters.

you and i both man, but a frenchman stealing babies?

I thought of that idea almost a year ago.
Also steve and I were talking.

WORK IN DEVELOPMENT
Character Names:Warsaw(name may change), Mantooth, and BattleFang
Ages:Steve, John, and I respective ages
Genders: MALE
Catch-phrase: Dunno yet.
Other info: Three metal heads that can barely function in society on a normal level. Effectively taking the type of characters from Dethklok and putting them into the real world. Slightly smarter then the ground they walk on only because they have motor function. And they wear metal.

Studmuffin removed. But john and I have ideas though.

Character Name: Harry
Age: 18+
Gender: Male
Catch-phrase: "dumbfounded/irritated expression"
Other info: the guy who is always the butt of the joke. a random character who makes appearances merely to be insulted, berated, assaulted, or humiliated.

P.S. Sorry harry. nothing personal character is meant to be fictional...lol

rob, that's hysterical. i personally love that character.

Is there an issue with thinking up a group of characters as oppose to singular ones?

not at all prezi, groups of characters is cool, hell if you have specific ideas for them too that would even work. just dont make them boring, because i dont want to look like her while reading them. her ->

Character Name: Grandma _______
Age: 80+
Gender: Female
Catch-phrase: "Oh my!"
Other info: pretty much a female Mr. Magoo. she is too old to drive or function in society and every time she goes out she causes trouble but always manages to not get harmed or caught. for example, she goes out shopping, gets on highway, and causes huge pile up. has no idea but when she gets home she sees it on the news and goes "oh my...i was just there. people these days cant drive!!"

These are alot more entertaining when we're explaining them in person...